Because I Like to Drill Holes

Steve Dalkowski, hardest throwing baseball pitcher ever, stayed at a hotel during an away game. Same hotel as Miss Universe. He got everyone on the team to get electric drills to make holes in her door. They got caught, and since Dalko was the ringleader, he was questioned. When asked why he owned so many electric drills if he didn't do it, he answered: "Because I like to drill holes."