Sheffield started getting all WHAT??

Quite possibly the most intelligent line to ever escape from a New Englanders mouth, courtesy of 16-year-old Rachel...

You really can't argue with her airtight logic, especially not when it's so eloquently expressed...

35,000 fans in Fenway, the best eyewitness they have to the crime is a 16 year old with a questionable grasp on the English language. Point being, you should only refer to yourselves as "idiots" if you're doing it quasi-jokingly, and you have some modicum of intelligence to make it, in fact, a joke. But if the collective brain cell count of Massachussetts is roughly the same as their World Series Titles (ooh--count it, AND ONE), then the whole idiot phenomenon is bordering on sad and pathetic...

I'm just saying, is all.