Like my feelings on CT from the Real World

I know I should find him incredibly offensive, (especially since he likes New York City about as much as a kick in the face with golf shoes), but instead I have to admit, I think he's hysterical.

Honestly, "I'm still a millionaire and you're a piece of shit" has just sprinted to the top of my List of Favorite Ridiculous B-List Celebrity/Athlete Lines. Right beneath the following dialogue from The Real World, Paris:

Ace: I think i need some alone time
CT: With who?
Ace: With myself, man.

The Yankees have all but brought up Scarlett Johanson to play right field. Can't they find a way to move this guy into the roster? I swear this would produce dynamite results.