Okay

Well. I'm tentatively back. Suffice to say I've been back home (as in parents' home) for a little bit because of some family emergencies. I'm going back to work Monday, feel like I havent been in the office for like years. Scout and family=flypaper for medical troubles. I shouldn't joke. But everything's good, my sister turned out to be fine which was awesome. So it was good to be home though. Love hanging out with my parents. They are hysterical and not just in a "make the best of being home" kind of way. As in "LOL" (AIM JARGON=unending amusement) funny. Littlest sister in school for a summer class so she wasn't around, but I must admit, found it pretty weird how she really never called either my other sister or my dad.
But I digress.

Cut me a touch of slack.

In other news, yanks win. Home-school indian wins Scripps spelling bee. Sis went to phillies game other night, said Lieber hit a ridiculous double. I will never ever cease to get a kick out of the national league pitchers batting thing. Ever. And fortunately my sis is the same way, so she was giddy relating this story of lieber batting. How do NL fans not reach climax every single time they get to watch a pitcher bat? It's so awesome, I can't even find the words. it's like seeing your parents play beirut during parent's weekend at college or something. Awesome. Dwayne Wade continues to oscillate between THE BEST POSTSEASON NBA-ER EVER and A COMPLETE FLASH IN THE PAN. How come no one ever calls media out when they do this with Arod? It's no wonder the guy needed therapy. If I had the whole sports journalistic world darting back and forth between BEST BALLPLAYER IN HISTORY OF GAME and MOST OVERPAID PLAYER EVER IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, I'd probably develop some kind of psychological disorder, too.

Also, my sister asks, "What does Jeter do in the morning? Seriously. Look in the mirror and says what? 'What can I do to be perfect today?' Who's the hottest girl I can get under my thumb? Hmm, we've been slacking on morale, maybe I should pitch a perfect game?"

I bet Jeter would have won the Scripps spelling bee. I'm not even kidding.